posted on 23rd July 2018 by Rebecca Sander
Regardless of gender, you’re a baller now and you need to look like one.
Actually paying for your own Netflix
Stop sponging of your friends brothers cousin, or in my case, your ex boyfriend you broke up with several years ago whilst living with your new boyfriend (please don’t tell him)
Actually paying your rent
Or helping put down a deposit on a flat with some pals, cos stable income = rent money
Some dope-ass ISA with a banging interest rate
Because saving for your retirement is the real baller move because all our pensions are gonna be
Several hundred googly eyes
I did this and I did not regret, every object you own instantly has a personality, leave them on friends stuff when they’re not looking and freak them out.
One of those creepy living dolls faces
You can afford to be a pervert now congratulations, although if it’s a first paycheque I’m assuming you won’t buy buying the complete thing just yet.
A totally different atmosphere for number 6 but once you manage to not kill a plant the addiction is real
The food that you need to survive
No more living off the ends of bread for you friendo
Get yourself a lace-front girl, maybe a matching merkin if you’re feeling it
It’s a thing. https://theelfschool.com/prices-and-schedule/